Mayor Richard Howorth announced on Monday that the newly remodeled Courthouse would be ready for tenants by early July.
"We are very pleased that the construction is nearly complete. There just aren't enough condos in this town and people need a place to stay, no matter the historical cost. "
The mayor was then heard to be muttering "ka-ching, ka-ching."
Despite the mayors affiliation with the Democratic party, he continues to welcome outside investors to Oxford with open arms.
"Hey, that guy from The Great Gatsby sold out, why can't I?"
When told that the The Great Gatsby was actually a work of fiction, the mayor responded:
"Oh, you're right. Everyone should read that book. Just hop on over to Square Books on the historic Oxford square and pick up a copy. If you can't find it there, just hop on over to Square Books Jr. or Off-Squ..."
At this point, our reporter walked away.
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