The First Company on the Moon

This endeavor we trip. 20,000 Leagues above the Sea. Our company motto was once, "How Far Can You Go?" Our customers were unable to adequately provide us with a response. For a short time, this hurt us tremendously, both personally and financially. Then, in 2103 B.C., a time-machine was discovered and christened, the Mono-Tona. Despite our best efforts, the Chinese refused us entry into their vega-infused silos where we could test the Mono-Tona under ideal conditions. Though we now excel thanks to innovative marketing techniques and Austrian-school based economic concepts, our reach fails to exploit the minute niches we earlier thought were possible to grab. To this end, we seek further eyes and ears, mouths and feet. Guided by an astronomical amount of R&D expenditures, we set our sights on space. Though we blast-off leaving dust and dusk in our wake, with haste we float further into the truth, the light, the foundation of our immortal existence as an entity. Until proven otherwise, we are a person, a friend, a unit of measure.
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