Two felines accused of murdering Squeaks McFluffy, a prominent squirrel from the Grove, have been arraigned and ordered held without bond. The arraignment was held early Monday. Bond was denied for 6-month-old Whiskers and 7-month-old Muffin, two campus cats reputably known for being "messes" and "bad kitties".
Authorities first became suspicious of the two young kitties when an anonymous tipster reported seeing blood around their notorious hangout, Dumpster #2 in the Village Apartments.
Whiskers refused to comment on the ordeal, however Muffin maintains his innocence.
"Mayne, I ain't guilty. I was framed. {expletive deleted}, if that rat from next door snitched on me. He just mad 'cause I raid the Grove on Sunday mornings after football games like a champ. Ya'll should question him."
Attempts at reaching this supposed rat were unsuccessful.
The two felines will remain in custody at the Oxford Humane Society while awaiting their trial date.
2 comments:
racist much?
i think you meant to say "racist epithets"
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