Josh Randle Campaign in Disarray After Accomplisment Left Off of Campaign Flyer

Office chairs smashed windows and office computers were set ablaze early Wednesday morning inside the Randle for ASB President's office when a young intern realized an extra-curricular activity was omitted from Josh Randle's official campaign flyer.

"Somebody will burn for this, I swear to God," Randle yelled across the room as he tossed a Molotov cocktail into the women's restroom.

Throughout his collegiate career, Randle was a member and an officer for the College Republicans of Ole Miss, however, a campaign worker forgot to include this when the lists were compiled for printing.

Mistakes like these can be costly during hotly contested campus elections. Many cited Cal Wells' failure to state his GPA on his campaign flyer as the sole reason for his loss to Rebecca Bertrand in the 2005 ASB Presidential elections. Some argued this omission was intentional.
Wednesday afternoon, students were quick to voice their opinions.

"I glanced at his flier and realized he had listed only 41 awards and accolades instead of 42. What kind of leader does he think he will be with such little experience?," James Howard, a junior from Madden, MS argued.


"This may seem trivial as of now, but what if he forgets to zip his fly during an ASB meeting?," Alley Reed, a senior from Jackson, MS questioned.

Others, however, were remained supportive despite Randle's misstep.

"He is in my fraternity, you idiot, of course I'll vote for him," Tolbert Hamm, a senior from Birmingham, AL quipped.

Despite differences in student opinion, the Randle camp was in panic mode Wednesday and blood and tears was a common sight.

"We regret the error and I hope Josh does not castrate me like he keeps promising, " said Kent Ford, a campaign spokesperson.