Errrors and Errol

Gotta make this nasty quick.

When the professor flipped everyone in the class the "bird" I laughed hysterically. Why would you flip-off a classroom full of blind kids?

Appealing to presidents to set precedents in the present-tense is merriment-in-a-bottle. Expensive weddings hosted by ex-presidents makes me wonder: Why wasn't I invited?

Is it because I'm relatively unknown and not a close family member? (as far as I know) Am I judged based on my vague political beliefs? George Wikipedia, the founder of Wikipedia Gas Inc., once told me that the most impressive way to try to impress an ex-president is to hand him a dollar bill and say, "You should be on this instead, you know." They'll usually buy you a drink or offer to buy you a glass of tap water and sometimes even mention their only daughter's upcoming wedding. Then you're in like Flynn.

Or he may ignore you completely. Then you're out like Flint, MI.